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Lawyers Stink Store.
Welcome to the Lawyers Stink Store! If
you're ready to tell the whole world what you think about lawyers, you've
come to the right place. Regardless of whether you're looking for a cool
gift or just looking to get under a lawyer's skin, we've got a little
something for everyone.
Quite naturally, our Lawyers Stink ©
products come in shades of gray. We were
originally going to use black and white as our colors, but ultimately felt
that was an inappropriate choice since low count lawyers (are there any
other kind?) never deal in black and
white – but only in the gray areas of the law.
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Wake Up and
Smell the Lawyers:
How Law and Odor Are
Choking America to Death.
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It's finally
here! The book lawyers don't want you to read -- or even know about. Like it or not, lawyers have become a part of the litigious
landscape of the 21st Century America and
Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers helps the average American citizen level the
playing field. It is an absolute must read for students of all ages,
adults young and old alike, business owners, executives, real estate
agents, salespeople, retirees – in fact just about everybody living
in our country can profit immeasurably from the message contained in
Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers. 266 pages.
Click
WAKE UP AND SMELL
THE LAWYERS to find out more about the book.
Special Web Site Price: $16.95
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Lawyers Stink © Sanded
Micro-fiber Cap.
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Show the world what
you think about lawyers by wearing your Lawyers Stink
Cap with
pride. This lightweight 100% sanded polyester micro-fiber cap comes
with Velcro strap closure for ultra comfortable fit. It looks
great too! This comfortable cap has six
panel soft crown with Lawyers Stink © logo on front. Pre-curved visor
with 4 rows of stitching. Color: charcoal with silver gray logo
stitching.
Price: $16.95
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Lawyers Stink ©
Hanes Beefy T-Shirt.
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Be the first on
your block to sport the rugged Lawyers Stink “Beefy T” shirt. This
shirt comes with the official Lawyers Stink © logo emblazoned on the front left
chest panel. This t-shirt is made of luxuriously soft 100% cotton
ring-spun yarn – and is preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. This high
quality t-shirt has double needle sleeves, neck and hem. Color:
gray
with charcoal logo. Lawyers Stink Beefy T-shirt
comes in large and
extra large.
Price: $16.95
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Lawyers Stink ©
Hemisphere Travel Mug.
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Travel in style with
your very own 16 oz. Lawyers Stink Travel
Mug. Just a gentle press
of the thumb opens the mug – and closes automatically when you
release. The tight sealing closer lid prevents spills. Dual
insulated wall design keeps your coffee hot – and cold drinks cold.
The Lawyers Stink Travel Mug comes with patented soft ergonomic comfort
grip handle. Mug is easy to use and easy to clean. Color: Granite
with black logo, top and handle.
Price: $12.95
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Lawyers Stink © Vantage
Enterprise Pique Polo Shirt.
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Regardless of whether
you're on the golf course or just cruising around town, you'll be
looking good in this 100% combed
cotton knit polo. The Lawyers Stink
Vantage Enterprise Pique Polo Shirt comes with three button placket, wood
tone buttons and double-needle top stitched shoulders, armholes and
cuffs. Quality detail includes: knit polo collar, twill tape in neck
and vents, rack cuffs and dropped tail. Color: granite with charcoal
Lawyers Stink © logo. Lawyers Stink © Vantage Enterprise Pique Polo
Shirt comes in
large and extra large.
Price: $39.95
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The Lawyers Stink ©
Collection.
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Hey big spender, why not splurge and buy the whole shooting match? The
Lawyers
Stink © Collection includes the following:
The Lawyers Stink © Hemisphere Travel
Mug,
The Lawyers Stink © Hanes Beefy T-shirt,
The Lawyers Stink ©
Sanded Micro-fiber Cap, and last but certainly not least, the
Lawyers
Stink © Vantage Enterprise Pique Polo Shirt.
Please specify shirt sizes (large or extra
large). SPECIAL BONUS: For a limited
time, when you order the Lawyers Stink
Collection, you'll receive a FREE AUTOGRAPHED copy of
Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers (A
$19.95 RETAIL VALUE!). Now that's a sweet
deal, Lucille.
Price: $69.95
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