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An Illinois couple has filed a lawsuit against a maker of a heating pad - to the tune of $450,000 in damages - blaming the product for their marital strife.

After the heating pad allegedly put a damper on the hot to trot couple, they decided to file suit in Madison County Circuit Court  against Sunbeam Products, makers of the heating pad, its parent company American Household and the Walgreen store in Collinsville, Ill. where the product was bought.

The out of commission husband said he sustained severe burns after using the pad, citing that it wasn't equipped with an automatic shut-off feature.

Because of the injuries the husband sustained, the complaint alleges his wife  "has been permanently deprived of love, companionship, support and consortium to which she was entitled."

The lawsuit claims the cooled off Casanova suffered "permanent pain, mental anguish, disability, disfigurement ... and has been permanently prevented from attending to his usual affairs and duties and has lost wages and income."

What were these usual affairs and duties?

The suit also accuses Walgreen of negligently selling the heating pad without an automatic shut-off device, even though it "should have known that such sale posed a risk of injury to users."

OK, I give; where exactly was this heating pad placed and for how long? I would imagine anyone could burn their hands, elbows, butt cheeks and just about anything else if they placed it on a pad and left it there until it was well done.

For what it's worth, the description for the same heating pad on the Sunbeam product Web site now contains an automatic shut-off switch.

Source: Court TV, "Suit: Heating pad injured man's ability to provide wife with love," December 20, 2004 .
 

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