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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.


Guess what happens in Durango, Colorado when teenagers want to surprise neighbors with nighttime deliveries of home-baked treats? They end up losing a lawsuit.

You've got to be kidding me, right? Wrong!

Here's the story. Two teenage girls decided one evening last summer to skip a dance to stay home and bake cookies for their neighbors, then deliver the tasty treats to their neighbor's homes.

The deliveries consisted of half a dozen chocolate-chip and sugar cookies accompanied by big hearts cut out of red or pink construction paper with the message: "Have a great night."

On that summer night, just as dusk arrived a little after 9 p.m., the girls began their deliveries. They didn't stop at houses that were dark. But where lights shone, the girls figured people were awake and in need of cookies.

Inside one of the nine scattered rural homes south of Durango that got cookies that night, a 49-year-old woman became so terrified by the knocks on her door around 10:30 p.m. that she called the sheriff's department. Deputies arriving on the scene determined that no crime had been committed.

The woman, who was home with her own 18-year-old daughter and her elderly mother, said she saw shadowy figures who banged and banged at her door. When she called out, "Who's there?" no one answered. She stated that the figures ran off leading her to believe that she thought they were burglars or some neighbors she had tangled with in the past.

The woman said she believes that the girls should not have been running from door to door late at night. "Something bad could have happened to them," she said.

Like getting sued?

Long story short, the woman ended up in the hospital emergency room the next day after suffering a severe anxiety attack she thought might be a heart attack.

The girls wrote letters of apology to the woman, one of the letters stating, in part: "I didn't realize this would cause trouble for you. ... I just wanted you to know that someone cared about you and your family."

One of the girls' parents wrote a letter to the court that stated, "We feel that knocking on a door and leaving cookies is a gesture of kindness and would not create an anxiety attack in the general public."

Court records contained half a dozen letters from neighbors who said that they enjoyed the unexpected treats. The cookies were good. It was a nice surprise. They weren't scared.

The families of the girls had offered to pay the woman's medical bills if she would agree to indemnify the families against future claims, but she refused to sign the agreement. She said the families' apologies rang false and weren't delivered in person. So she sued the girls and the matter ended up in court.

The Durango judge awarded the woman almost $900 to recoup her medical bills, stating that while he didn't think the girls acted maliciously, it was pretty late at night for them to be out.

The woman also sought money for her "pain and suffering," but the judge awarded nothing on that count. Oh well, I guess one out of two isn't bad.

"The victory wasn't sweet," the woman said after the judge rendered the decision. "I'm not gloating about it. I just hope the girls learned a lesson."

You bet they did. And what lesson did they learn: That no good deed goes unpunished.

Source: Denver Post, "Cookie klatch lands girls in court," February 4, 2005.

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