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The owners of a stuffed owl that was seized at the U.S.-Canadian border say they won't give up the fight with the government over ownership.

In fact, they're crying fowl.

John Woodfine said the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service wants James Faso and himself to donate the stuffed great gray owl to the Buffalo Zoo. The men want to return it to Woodfine's uncle in Ontario, who gave it to them as a gift.

The case has made its way into federal court, where it is known as the United States of America v. One Stuffed Great Gray Owl.

Which leads us to this question: Is this really the best way to spend the taxpayers' dollars? Over a stuffed owl, for crying out loud?

Federal officials said the owl, dead or alive, is a member of a protected species of migratory birds and cannot be brought into the United States without a permit.

The men aren't about to chicken out. “This is ridiculous. ... We'll fight this in the courts as long as we have to,” Woodfine told The Buffalo News.

The owl was seized as the men were returning from a bear hunting camp in northern Ontario run by Woodfine's uncle.

Source: CBSNews.com, "Stuffed Owl Border Stop," June 6, 2003.

 

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