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Q: How do you get a group of class action lawyers to smile for a picture? A: Just say "Fees!" The title says it all. Why not take a few moments, click on the links below and check out some of bizarre goings on in the world of class action litigation. Booby Trapped. A Tennessee banker believes the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII went a little too far and has filed a class action lawsuit over Janet Jackson's breast-baring incident at the conclusion of the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. The lawsuit was filed against Jackson, Justin Timberlake, MTV, CBS and the networks' parent company, Viacom. Just the Fax, Please. It looks like the millions one can pocket if he or she wins the lottery just isn't enough anymore -- or so it seems after a Silicon Valley businessman says it's time for "blast fax" king Fax.com to pay up -- to the tune of $2.2 trillion. Talk About a Happy Meal. This past weekend, McDonald's fattened the wallets of 15 customers with million-dollar prizes; payouts from an instant-win giveaway in which people could win just by wandering into one of the fast-food restaurants on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. But because of the scandal that sparked the $15 million giveaway, few customers knew that they could become millionaires. Q: What does it mean when a class action lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule? A: It means that after they pay his bill, it's financially hard for them to get back on their feet. As always, here's wishing you a lawyer free day! Want some more laughs? Then check out our Stupid Lawsuit Collection by clicking here. |
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