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Bride Gone Wild!


A hotheaded Connecticut bride can add her mug shot to her wedding day photos album after she spent part of her wedding night in jail.

Managers at the South Windsor, Connecticut restaurant  where the couple's reception was being held had trouble keeping some of the 80 or so guests from repeatedly raiding the bar when it closed after the agreed upon four hours, said one of the owners of the restaurant.

But the fun was only just beginning. The newlyweds proceeded to get into a screaming match in the restaurant's parking lot where, according to witnesses, the bride spit on her ring and smashed her wedding cake on the ground.

During the temper tantrum, the new bride Adrienne Samen began flinging vases and her wedding cake. 

The bridegroom "started driving off and she took a run at the car and, like an eagle, spread herself on the hood in her wedding gown and fell onto the ground," said the restaurant's co-owner, who noted he had never seen anything like it in his 19 years as a restaurateur.

"You don't behave like this on your wedding day," he said. "It's almost hilarious because I thought this was a rehearsal for Jerry Springer or something."

When cops arrived and tried to calm Samen down in the police cruiser, she kicked the window and then tried to bite an officer, police said. That's when they slapped on the cuffs and arrested her for criminal mischief and disturbing the peace. 

Samen, wearing her wedding gown in her police mug shot, posted a $1,000 bond and was released.

Source: New York Daily News, "Bride gone wild! Starts 'Springer'-style feud on wedding day," August 19, 2003.

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