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Two personal injury lawyers met at a cocktail party. It used to be, back not so long ago, that personal injury lawyers only crept out from under their rocks on those occasions when someone in a car was rear ended and supposedly suffered from the infamous 'whiplash' injury. By and large, this small contingent of low life lawyers were looked upon as outcasts by the legal community at large, just those old 'ambulance chasers' looking to score a couple hundred bucks here and there. Boy have things changed. “Everybody in my family follows the medical profession,” said John. “They’re all lawyers.” Now we have personal injury lawyers everywhere we turn, constantly urging us to sue the pants off of each other. In the meantime, the number of personal injury hacks have ballooned to hundreds of thousands of lawyers. These opportunistic scalawags are now making mountains out of the smallest molehills while pocketing mountains of money in the process. And these lawyers aren't just chasing ambulances anymore. If you're one of the fortunate few that have a few bucks left in your pocket, you'd better watch out -- because sooner or later the lawyers may be chasing you.
Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken
noses? So why not take a few moments and find out what some of America's ambulance chasing lawyers are up to? Click the links below to read more: California Law Means Less for Lawyers. California's medical malpractice law, cited as a model by President Bush, has reduced awards in malpractice trials by an average 30 percent, according to a recent study. As always, here's wishing you a lawyer free day! And here's one for the road. The New York Times, among other newspapers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.
Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding
galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution
provided by the Hubble, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the
scene. Ready to laugh at some stupid lawyer tricks? Then check out our Stupid Lawsuit Collection by clicking here. |
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